I have always been the sort to choose my friends wisely. One of the few friends I keep always in my confidence is, as she signs her lovely cards, Heather. I could ask for no more loyal a minion as she, and indeed she is more than a minion, she is a friend. One of my most trusted friends, who has always proven herself to be loyal. When someone sticks by you through bad times, it means a lot. When someone defends you merely because they care about you, it means more. And when someone has proven they can be trusted with all your intimate secrets, well, they are a keeper. I can tell her anything and she will forever be my friend.
Tonight I went and collected my mail, and I was delighted to see a package from her waiting for me.
What do you get for a man who has everything? Magic, of course. Love magic, because she knows how hopeless I am. I love it. My minions are the very best. And proof that you can meet truly good people on the Internet.